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(There's only one rule that I know of, babies - 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.') - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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@Lewiswbt1 We dont make mithril anymore. We used to make the most beautiful mithril. All the mithril is made in Eriador now thanks to Gandalf

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@slowdangles23 @CarsonHayek @CrossSwordsPod "Pocklington needed money as his other business ventures were not doing well. After the details of the trade were finalized by the two owners, one final condition had to be met: Gretzky had to call Pocklington and formally request the trade himself."

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@slowdangles23 @CarsonHayek @CrossSwordsPod Ok, but Wayne Gretzky didn't request a trade from the Oilers

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@slowdangles23 @CarsonHayek @CrossSwordsPod I remember hearing the same thing when the Sabres traded for Ryan O'Reilly. He was then traded again to STL and won the Conn Smythe, Selke and Cup. It's a nothing argument

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@SportsCenter Gary Bettman saved the Sabres when the Rigas family was in bankruptcy and there were opportunities to relocate the franchise. I may disagree with the man but I will never boo him

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@hughfuckinglass @al1enr00t @spittinchiclets 1 giveaway in 3 games

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@hughfuckinglass @al1enr00t @spittinchiclets Seems like a bad reason

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@hughfuckinglass @al1enr00t @spittinchiclets Maybe they shouldn't have. 3 games, 2 points and a +2

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@slowdangles23 @CarsonHayek @CrossSwordsPod You can do this with any player who has ever been traded

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@VintageFB If you haven't watched the Run, Ricky, Run 30-for-30 documentary, close twitter and watch it right now

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@DefectivePigg I like the way Snrub thinks!

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@Capitals @alextuch89 Best of luck to Tuch. He's an absolute menace on the penalty kill and he still has a few good years left in him

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@BuffaloSabres Best of luck to Tuch. He brought us hope in some very dark days. Happy he was able to get that cash

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@NHL @Capitals I was not expecting Dylan Cozens and Jeff Skinner in this highlight reel

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@HQNewsNow

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@SabreGreg87 @Matt_Bove That's what they did - they signed and traded him. That's the reason Tuch was able to get the 8th year

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@RickArnonal @ByMHarrington Skinner?

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@HockeySeanie @quicksi83353114 @JFreshHockey I'm a sabres fan and the idea that Byram plays no defense is way overblown. He's plenty capable defensively. Not elite, but fine

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@pcobbsthoughts @DiscussingFilm Ms Frizzle was definitely a liberal lol. Get real

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@d0bzee @simpsons_DG The Aleutian islands

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@TrainwreckSprts @MyMightyTaco Ordering hard shell mighty tacos is insane behavior