mr business

the misadventures of a sensitive thug

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're staying overnight in the hospital there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

My teeth were so badly destroyed when I died that they had to identify me from my ID, which was in my wallet

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[Frank Delgado @delgado_fr10523]

@rittenhouse2a Lol if this fat twink was taken out by a spider I’d worship that bug

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

a palantir drone just crashed through my bathroom window and took an hd picture of my micropenis before flying away

[wint @dril]

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

I just farted April fools

Oh it’s not April fools? Yeah I guess I did farted then bitch 😂

[mr business @he_chuds]

plumber at my apartment solemnly told me he once dreamt of a new type of future toilet that flushes with electricity instead of water and has a charging cord instead of a pipe

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

Big fat guys are actually rather gaunt. April 1.

[Chris Beiser @ctbeiser]

what Barack Obama would say if you walked up to him in a video game and pressed A

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

#StopGivingCharlesBarkleyOzempic

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

here are last year's results placed on this year's bracket

[Χριστόφορος @grnpointer]

@kristinatastic Crunchwraps Supreme

[Teej. @TJLang70]

Maxx come take a physical here in Detroit

[Colonel Jackie Treehorn 🇹🇹 @coljacktreehorn]

Chud walk. I don’t even understand how the fuck my chud talk