The men in the quotes bout to piss me off cause yall took this as a sign to promote raw sex with yall asses who barely wanna get tested and FYI raw sex can mess you coochie up too. This why we dont like yall, read the room
@YUHBOIID Same with my dogs. Luckily this house is all hardwood flooring, but they still automatically will go to any area rugs every. Single. Time. Idk if they think it’s squishier so it’s closer to grass and not as bad to puke on or what
If I’m being honest, at least 50% of my boyfriend and I’s daily conversation is made up entirely of Austin Powers quotes back and forth to each other 😂
This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.
*ADHD brain*: hmmmmm this song is very good I like it. It will be the only thing I listen to for the next 5 days. Any other song will sound boring. This is it. This is the best song ever. For right now.
@annabananaa15 If you don’t mind working 12’s at a dispo, I got a new job with a place opening in a couple weeks. Awesome company to work for and they have full benefits for full time and depending what days they still need, you may be able to get weekends off or at least most of it.
Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!
Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise