David Heafield

Ex Royal Navy WO1 and Type 1 Diabetic. Proud member of the anti growth coalition. Green Army!

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@SleeperFooty @SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers ....and the Middlesbrough ticket office!

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@SarahForRuncorn Just like the honourable member for Clacton.

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@realninawysocka As thick as a Submarine door!

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@DailyMail Definitely overmarked.

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@chatswithem I think he was overmarked!

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@juneslater17 Just like the honourable member for Clacton.

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@dailybritainonx No.

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@Telegraph Lord Buckethead.

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@PolitlcsUK Did he pay tax on it?

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@justdavenow89 Shirt Front!

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@AlecLace

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@SkyFootball It's nearly time for El Pastico!

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@TNLUK I have tried to buy my ticket on the app but a message tells me that I cannot complete the purchase as I have exceeded my spending limit.

This is not the case so is there a problem?

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@MyArrse If only wishing made it so!

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@ReporterMcCabe @afneil @calxandr That's an extremely stupid and cuntish thing to say.

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@MichaelTakeMP NURSE, SHE'S GOT OUT AGAIN!

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@Parody_PM Big Cuntry.

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@KemiBadenoch

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@Neccccy She did enough damage in the 5 mins she was there.

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@implausibleblog NURSE, SHE'S GOT OUT AGAIN!