Tell them the dollar is collapsing and release the worst inflation numbers in history.
It's working... now tell them Gold and Silver are the only safe investments left.
They all bought?
Perfect... now nuke the price by 50%.
MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST GOT A $179.6 MILLION DIVIDEND CHECK
Facebook just paid out its quarterly dividend of $0.525 per share ... Mark Zuckerberg currently owns 342.1 Million shares of $META
A million seconds ago was May 23rd
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.
The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.
I am a big @Apple fan, but the new ios Photos app is unusable.
I am not usually the guy who tags the CEO of a company, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
@tim_cook this is the worst UX that I can recall Apple delivering. You must know this. Please help.
Someone got margin called so badly last week that they have listed a Mint Condition Fitbit Inspire on Bloomberg Marketplace for $66 (the terminal itself costs like $3k per month)