Heather Mortensen

She/her. #Demisexual Just me, living my life.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@QR0WNTV My first ever D&D game, I got murdered trying to reason with some goblins attacking a village because “goblins aren’t reasonable”. I had no idea.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@Aviators84 I found your music a few years ago and the first song I heard was Streets of Gold. Amazing song, but I haven’t ever found info on what inspired it. Could you speak a little on it and what motivated you to write it?

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@matthewmercer I am married to a wonderful person. Recently, she came out as trans and we want to sometime in the next several years redo our wedding w/ her as bride. She said she’d think it was cool if you officiated. I said that was highly unlikely, but I’d ask. So…interested?

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@SouthwestAir I screwed up trying to get a refund for a flight that you guys cancelled. I needed a full refund and I somehow selected flight credit. Could I get someone to help me fix this?

I waited on hold for 4 hours yesterday without someone ever picking up.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@Jack_Raines It’s normally good and has higher than average customer loyalty when it comes to airlines. But yeah, I’m also frustrated.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Hey @SouthwestAir I screwed up trying to get a refund for a flight that you guys cancelled. I needed a full refund and I somehow selected flight credit. Could I get someone to help me fix this?

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@SouthwestAir Hey @SouthwestAir I screwed up trying to get a refund for a flight that you guys cancelled. I needed a full refund and I somehow selected flight credit. Could I get someone to help me fix this?

[WARFRAME @PlayWarframe]

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This PC is a towering behemoth of a machine with the specs to match. It will make an excellent addition to any Tenno’s battlestation! Enter here: https://t.co/F6Yizkl2CY

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Win a Custom Zariman PC from @PlayWarframe - learn more at https://t.co/gaCd43hRyo #Warframe #TennoCon

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@PlayWarframe Meta doesn’t matter. Yes it exists. Yes it will make you the most powerful. But it is FAR from necessary for even the most difficult sections of the game. Almost ANY weapon can be modded and adjusted to be good enough for even sorties, arbitrations, and steel path.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/BvmeKDbhnH

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Husband and I turned into cartoons by the Voila app. Pretty funny, although it can also do some horrifying things to your face accidentally, as well. https://t.co/PdY6Fp1xDZ

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Indoor picnic with candles, Domino’s Pizza, and Dairy Queen dessert. #LoveMyHusband #WereBothDorks #IndoorPicnic #CheapDateNight https://t.co/nrnmE7YD8A

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

After some trials, including a clogged sink we had to clear, I made deviled eggs for the first time ever. They’re super yummy. https://t.co/3FtXhyMdeX

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Dying eggs for #Easter https://t.co/O6MCsx6vzA

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Gx9JAfoCVd

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

The cat is our TV stand for church today. https://t.co/iaeeketi1L

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@CocoaBannon @samriegel Ha, thanks. It was from my wedding.

[Heather Mortensen @heatherev1991]

@RepKevinBrady It's not vengeance to sent a criminal to jail or have them face the consequences of their actions.