heather

guslib, gertkip, galboos

[spooky kay 🎃 hudcon @kayhasthoughts]

the angel and devil on my shoulders waiting for me to make a decision

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i love my silly fangirl life i cannot imagine being normal about literally anything

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Also fuck your Lake America. This is Twitter and that lake is Ontario.

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

Y'all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician ion like that

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

EVERYBODY DYING BUT THAT FAT EVIL ORANGE BITCH IM SO IRRITATED

[steph @hxllanov]

“heated rivalry season 2 in production”
me:

[ًً @supernaturtal]

i am not the same person i was a spiderman movie ago

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 💔🫦🍑 @luv_meX23]

Me at 13: “god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

Me at 28: "God I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

16 fucking years of One Direction!!! Blows my mind. Thank you for changing all our lives and the love and passion you all still show is unmatched! Tonight’s going to be a special show.

Spending the rest of the day listening to all the bangers and reminiscing! Thank you for all the memories.

And to my brother I Miss you every day but especially on days like today. I know we’d have been celebrating today together!

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[Casper 🌷🌈 COMMS OPEN @Sillysnufkin]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[SCARYSPONGE! @SussedSponge]

imagine trying to eat a burger and some dude comes up and puts his ass in your face. he was gay and devilish here

[mary🪲 is john pilled @yeonjunneez]

not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[cav empty @cavempty_]

are the minions unionized