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Account for the stuff I like, cosplays and fandoms she/her. My hair can eat you.

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@uncledoomer As a child I was reading The Odyssey and my mom took me to the dealership to get a car. The salesman noticed my book and was like “Hey, we have a car we sell here called Odyssey.” I said “Why would you name a car after a disastrous journey?” And then he stopped talking to me

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@sillywhimsymeme The squad when you go to a convention in cosplay without coordinating

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@rikaidou John Travolta was one of the bullies as his second role in the 1976 Carrie. Maybe this is what the actress wanted to showcase her talents. And playing a villain tends to be more fun.

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@NC_Renic Me when I try to read old stories I wrote for a newspaper which now has a paywall

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@worrski_ Someone is gonna grab those names for streaming apps

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@RealHellenist Damn, I need to run to that Minions movie

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@bf_crane It’s been a hot minute since I read it but I believe there was one dude in the source material who really did want to be with Penelope. The rest were there for the rager/taking the throne I guess

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@ankyhaidy Code Geass tweet

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@UmbCorOfficial So the lettuce is your fault

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@biderman420 I remember the moment when I was 13 and stronger than my mom finally. She tried to hit me and I caught her hand and she couldn’t wrench out of my grip. She never tried to hit me again, though she did still throw stuff at me on occasion

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@tmavuram When I was on the apps I had a guy message me ahead of our first date asking if we get along on the date (which we had not gone on yet) if I would like to come back to his place after. I said no and asked if we could make it lunch instead of dinner and he never responded

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@GhostlyOcam I remember The Sadness. Got shown it with very little warning. It’s good but it’s a very rough time

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@komradekhris It was so bad

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@stealth_riot I used to live in a building next to Planned Parenthood and those losers would yell at me and sometimes guests before realizing I was just going home for the day.

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@AndreMartel Aw beans

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@aquariaofficial Lip sync tonight will be Cruel Angel’s Thesis

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@SourdeathSam I went to Jordan v Algeria this week at Levi’s for $220 each in row two. Even $1,500 is too rich for my blood

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@ContraPoints My husband riffs on this and calls me his witch wife

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@belleofballpark @__apf__ My abuela didn’t speak English and I learned Spanish as a kid and you wouldn’t catch me saying Los Gatos correctly ever