David Burnett

Just trying to get a few things straight

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@ALEXAGY0

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@TerenceMcCart14 Bit of Manet in the first one I think

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@TriciaDearborn I gave up on their thesaurus when none of the several definitions of 'frustrated' included thwarted/prevented but were all variants of 'angry'

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@lazycuttlefish @makverk @NotAvgLiberal The owner of the restaurant in Florence last night patted his stomach and called me his Belly Buddy, which I considered an act of terrorism frankly

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@VinegarMartini @Softnessa_ We both looked at the screen as the ultrasound appeared and simultaneously said

“Oh! Human baby!”

The operator looked appalled.

(We’d been watching a lot of Buffy)

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@manin_black @PCanadian88569 @Bootsonstrong This is the correct answer

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@Janine_1801 @EPankArt @Ruleslawyer01 you don’t sound like a happy person

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@Mitch17472831 @macke43882 @WorkElizab weak

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@Mitch17472831 @macke43882 @WorkElizab Weird, cos you sound like you have the sense of humor of a little kid

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@Mitch17472831 @macke43882 @WorkElizab are you 10 years old?

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@TerenceMcCart14 Next step: open it until 9pm

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@TerenceMcCart14 A strange amnesia field descended over East Melbourne every Tuesday night when no one could remember seeing anything untoward and a player with a broken jaw had only felt a glancing brush off!

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@EmmmieG @CalMyco @peligrietzer Perhaps one of her brothers?

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@railmaps @jacksonlone Came here to post this

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@mentallyworld

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@Joshstrangehill We use this every time we are justifying some indulgence or other

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@JBTakes_YouTube @DocRMuse @TilllyNeonn Smells a bit like burnt toast when they're roasting, honestly, but the beans make an awesome coffee

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@JBTakes_YouTube @DocRMuse @TilllyNeonn No dramas, champ - I'll keep getting my long blacks from the local world champion barista or just make my own from single-sourced beans roasted in the lane behind my house