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[Kat🏆 @katpwhls]

marianas trench are you ready to fight for your country

[sam parker @samprkr]

carly rae your mission, should you choose to accept it,

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[latke @latkedelrey]

likely story coming from AnaBanana……

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i can be the uk pm i have time between july and october

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[swinky @swinkying]

they’re turning me into This tomorrow

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

:)

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[BIG DEB @DiscoDebbie1]

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

[lyns @taromantou]

it’s 33 degrees out and i just saw a man fan himself and then fan the little bird on the ground next to him like this⬇️

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You