heeeyley

Mother of dog. Average human potato. She/her

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

NOT BLAKE LIVELY YELLING “SHUT THE FUCK UP”

[han @bitethehan]

the narrative that a country cover “made the world aware of fast car” is strange and makes me feel like i’m taking crazy pills. why are we lying like this

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@Tortugastyle ~*Be the change you want to see in the world *~

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@ashwee_russell BOLD

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

You’re home alone, and you know it. Do you leave the door open when you poo?

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

Yea so why tf am I being recruited????

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@NJSimmondsbooks In college, my buddies and I had a potato party! Everyone brought something potato based and we drank vodka exclusively. Had mashed, baked, soup, French fries, diced cheesy potatoes, and watched some silly tv. 10/10 would do again.

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@PlayOverwatch Why would u do this

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@normalmadeline

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

Fraternity leave: time off work for when your college buddies are visiting town

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

I check in for my flight within the first minute it’s open, AND I STILL GET A FUCKING “C” GROUP?????? What’s the point.

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

It’s now OFFICIALLY that time of year!

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@bitethehan Bout to head to Valle Luna real quick

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

Not my doctor asking “do you have ADHD?” And me responding “idk, probably.”

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@bitethehan I’ll be in NYC halloween weekend. Let’s meet up then

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

@ashwee_russell Oh shit, who was it??

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

Did I give birth to my son (dog)? No. Do we both have food sensitivities, anxiety, and clinical allergies? Yes. He is my son

[heeeyley @heeeyleydick]

The art and the artist.