Mark 🇬🇧🤓

Engineer, centrist dad. Слава Україні

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@floboflo @jcm247

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@BonniedaWestie @MartinSLewis I love this quaint idea that it’s outrageous to be taxed more than once. When I get paid I pay income tax (1) and national insurance (2). Then when I buy stuff I almost always have to pay VAT(3), and sometimes pay extra duties if it is e.g. fuel, booze, fags, etc(4).

[. @jdpoc]

I still think this might be the greatest thing on Twitter, ever.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@Karen67979905 @Bakhtawar143_ Ah ok, that makes sense 😅

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@Karen67979905 @Bakhtawar143_ @BBCNews Then please explain this bullshit. Read the story and it says clearly the body was found by the son, and that someone ELSE had been arrested on suspicion. There is nothing in the story to suggest the son did anything wrong. And yet here you are, doubling down on your idiocy.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@jerryalderson @LifeofOpuscula @v_j_freeman @LNER But I can’t just catch a train to visit suppliers in places like central Italy.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@jerryalderson @LifeofOpuscula @v_j_freeman @LNER Just worth pointing out that out of about 2 dozen flights I’ve taken in the last couple of years, I can only remember 2 or 3 that weren’t delayed. And at least with a train if it’s delayed beyond a certain point, there’s another train doing the same route a half hour later.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@Karen67979905 @Bakhtawar143_ @BBCNews Please learn to read Karen.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@rtxtec @v_j_freeman That it really wasn’t that far off us not making the flight, that it was pretty much entirely down to how long it took to get through passport control, and that turning up two hours before your flight is not “last minute”

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@v_j_freeman We had more contingency, we also had traffic. There is a limit! An hour to get through passports is simply not acceptable.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

The most extraordinary day of cricket I have ever seen. Still can’t quite believe what Stokes did that day.

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

Five years since the greatest of all finishes.

Never beaten.

#bbccricket

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@helloclangers @fifisyms Been decorating

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@jpwarchaeology The Rose & Crown in Bainbridge, Wensleydale N.Yorks claims 1445

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@nickreeves9876 It is not a war crime not to commit an act of war to punish a war crime. It’s a bit feeble, yes, and I think Assad should have been punished, but to call it a war crime is preposterous.

[Mark 🇬🇧🤓 @heeno57]

@JennMGreenberg It’s a baking tray 🇬🇧

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

@in_bloke @danwootton The best thing Dan Wootton could do, legally speaking, is to simply stop being Dan Wootton.

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

The usual geniuses keep using this photo, to make their usual dumb/hateful anti-immigration arguments.

Quite ironic, to say the least.

A few facts about this photo, for anyone interested in who those women were - and what their stories might tell you about Ireland. /1