Dave Heff

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Hey @MBTA fix the signs at Alewife that show which train leaves next. When track 1 is up next, but track 2 leaves first, you appear either inept or malicious...and neither is a good look. Happened my last 4 visits.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Wild places are the soul of this country. @SenOrrinHatch #MonumentalMistake

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Wild places are the soul of this country. @SecretaryZinke #MonumentalMistake

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Defend the lands you have left. @realDonaldTrump #MonumentalMistake

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

What’s your favorite consumable liquid? I’m torn between @hphood Egg Nog and @newhampshire Maple Syrup, neither of which I consider “seasonal”.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

“My weird is attracted to your weird, and that’s why we’re in love.” -my wife explaining why the rest of the world seems crazy #weallcrazy

[George RR Martin @GRRM]

2016 was directed by me.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

@dxanato there's always a chance that GRRM will find a deeper, way sadder thing to do in the books.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

@dxanato even if it ripped your guts out watching it.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

What a gentle man #HoldTheDoor

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Stormtrooper pick up lines never miss.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

This is accurate. #StarWarsDay

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Happy National Pretzel Day #warmthoughts @Pretzelmaker you rock!

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Looking forward to @barismo295 opening in Kendall--probably one of the best coffees I've had ever. One near home, one by work--I'm happy.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

This is a bit of a Solo blow.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

Preordered Star Wars from @Target and am disappointed-1st set of discs was damaged, exchanged ones too. Is that what #targetexclusive meant?

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

@Starbucks mobile order is still down for #sbuxcambridgeside tested on multiple devices, multiple customers.

[Dave Heff @heffledave]

@Starbucks mobile order went to a store 20 times further from me than the one I'm in. Thx #sbuxcambridgeside for #makingitright! You rock!