Jen Heider

Professional data nerd and amateur literature enthusiast. Passionate about data ethics, DE&I, and empowerment. I also run.

[George Mack @george__mack]

The most useful razors and rules I've found.

Rules of thumb that simplify decisions:

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

The best thing my students ever gave me. I thought they were just really diligent note-takers the whole semester, but it turns out they were compiling a book of all the craziest things I'd said, all *very much* out of context. It's 152 pages long.

[Nag Champa Enjoyer @PowellsLeftArm]

Is there a name for the feeling when you all you want out of life is to hunker down and eat pizza and watch movies but you also want to break new ground in your profession but you also want to quit society to live in the woods but you also want to go explore the world forever

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognisable by may 2023...

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

The most iconic thing she did was when she told Will she was done with performing and she wanted to go home, he said she had to go perform the song, she decided to shave her hair instead because she couldn't perform the song without it and said can we go home now?😭 SHE WAS 9

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Lets make it happen Columbus!! 😂

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

What’s your standard response when you’re using a public restroom and someone knocks on the door? Because I just knocked on one and the person inside simply KNOCKED BACK. This feels like a game changer.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the Emmys are tonight, so let’s never forget the time Amy Poehler convinced her other nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their category was called

[Nick Turner @NewsyNick]

This show is going to accidentally tear a hole in the space-time continuum and kill us all

[vicki @vboykis]

When you split up sentences into smaller strings but in the process make your text sound like a made-up Elvish language, that's tolkienization.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

This guy wins at Linkedin

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

10 free websites so useful they should come pre-bookmarked on every browser:

[fig @fignewtunes]

you don’t miss college. you miss community. we weren’t meant to live such an individualized existence

[Megan K. Stack @Megankstack]

I’m not sure we do a good job of impressing on people in their 20s that the time from “my friends are getting married” to “my friends are having babies” to “my friends are getting divorces and cancer diagnoses” is truly like a blink in our adulthood-compressed culture.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks: “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He said: “They had avocados.”

[The Book Loft @TheBookLoftGV]

do you miss the book fairs of your youth? do you wish they had beer?

meet us at @BrewDog this sunday. 4-7pm.

Franklinton location only!! don’t get lost like y’all do in the store

[faye ✴︎⋆.° @bottmleftburner]

do you guys remember those d.e.a.r (drop everything and read) days in elementary school where you’d come in your pajamas and bring a pillow and all the tables would be pushed against the walls and you’d just read basically the entire school day? i wanna host a party like that