Ben Heights

Ramblings of an idiot.

[Ben Heights @heights_ben]

Vindaloo is the new meatloaf.

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Religious people are kind of stupid.

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@GuntherEagleman @IamtheLiquor88 @GavinNewsom You are an idiot.

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My middle name is Jesus.

[Ben Heights @heights_ben]

Moose Goose Joose
Juice Muice Guice
….mind blown.

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Had to rub one out this morning when I realized I’m getting my haircut this afternoon by the hairdresser with big tits.

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Close but no cigar… you see a cigar? Nope.

[Ben Heights @heights_ben]

@yegwave Pray? Is your god a firefighter? Maybe he started the fire for a reason.

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@TheTweetOfRhea 51.

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@sakinawlake What about boat houses? They gonna make you remove those too?

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@JoeyMannarinoUS Is he responsible for my grocery bill in Canada too? Been looking for someone to blame. And Portugal? Argentina? Your man Biden has great powers.

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@canceledpriests There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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@canceledpriests Neither was the house beside it.

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@BenningtonShow hi Benningtons. Dancing Queen by ABBA is on my list.

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@bria_110 @lanechanged Smash Burger. 😋

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@AGuyInChair @Angry_Staffer With this thinking it would be fine not to punish a dude who stole a car, drove at 90 mph through a school
Zone after finishing a bottle of vodka and then returned the vehicle without any damage to life or property. No damage done (this time) so no accountability?

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@aigkenham If Atheism is a religion then not playing soccer is a sport. I’m quite the athlete.

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@AmandaLarreni I refuse to eat Brussels Sprouts. Do you care? About as much as I care what you watch on TV.

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@IsaakRuizBeast @ZenaideZeina @EdKrassen Man making decision for women again. 🙄

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@Sportsnet Three feeds with Boston vs Florida and none with Seattle vs Colorado. What’s up with that?