Helen Zhang

comms at @tenddental, toddler mom, nightlife wife, hospitality enthusiast, professional multitasker

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

@waitbutwhy Dump him. Now.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

I want to see you reconciling with the fact that the father of your children is a virulent antisemite who praises H*tler and how you’ll use your massive influence on not only the world but your own family to eclipse his

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[Todd Saunders @toddsaunders]

This might be the most classified document in NYC.

[anjali nova patel @anjapatel]

just explained to my partner that pumpkin spice is not pumpkin flavor but the spice mix that goes into pumpkin pie; an autumnal mélange; white people masala

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

It me

[Nisha Chittal @NishaChittal]

yolk only omelette with special salad dressing and a negroni sbagliato

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

@Curbed 2009 Soho recession deal $2150 for a railroad 2 bedroom with no living room and a bathroom in the kitchen. Some very good years

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

Thank you ⁦@ApronAnxiety⁩ for making me and all my dumbo mom friends absolutely cackle this morning (and inadvertently start a debate on furry vs non furry Gucci slides) https://t.co/ylcMatMKFz

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

if u drank the original four loko, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

@SahilBloom “I might let your boy chauffeur me / But he gotta eat the booty like groceries” is the hill I will die on

+ Nicki’s entire verse in Monster

[Chavie Lieber @ChavieLieber]

I’m at the Backstreet Boy concert tonight at PNC, and the entire crowd is women in their 30s on their iPhones, watching their kids sleep on Nest

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

https://t.co/9e43MkwBYV

Is it possible that @bonappetit dismantled years of anti-racism work post boricua-gate by glorifying one white woman’s no-food-intake-“diet” as “news”… why yes it is

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[Rachel Irwin @rachelgirwin]

Susan Collins OWNS this. This is her legacy.
https://t.co/81rEjV49FJ

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

How’s Uncle Clarence feeling about Overturning Loving v Virginia??!!

[Helen Zhang @hel__bel]

@petersagal About to start making mifepristone and Juul pod care packages