Helena Bowen

Personal account for retweeting people who are funnier than me 💁‍♀️ For speaker coaching & speechwriting visit

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter (1850)

[Laura Lupin @bugsandfishes]

Bush processing his time as President via the medium of painting is so, so fascinating.

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

Don’t invite me nowhere with chairs that don’t have a back to it.

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two towers

[John Goode @johngoode1991]

I trained the little guy to fly a plane

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[amar @liftplaycode]

huge if true

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I think this was ultimately the right move.

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

The irony of the Lindsay Clancy trial ending in a mistrial over one juror not following the law, is that the rest of the jury asked for help…..and they were ignored.

[vak varjúcska @ametisztpatkany]

they said jesus would come back but noone would recognize him

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[latke @latkedelrey]

me when other people need help: that’s so normal girl. that’s so understandable. nothing to be embarrassed about

me when i need help: i need to be killed.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

sometimes I wish my cat had a phone so l could send her tiktoks and be like
"you lol"

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

i am once again thinking about my friend's taiwanese mom who, shortly after gaining citizenship, got her first jury summons

just a few minutes into voir dire they asked her what she thought the penalty for shoplifting should be and she said "death." they sent her home

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

The Great Gatsby spoke of this

[Jim Bohnslav @jbohnslav]

in all my years of doing neuroscience, I never thought we would end up here