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i can feel the burden of his guilt, tearing him apart.

[EmTM @3mTM_]

Depressed magician be like: for my final trick I will kill myself!

[2008 Electronic Mail @_electronicmail]

WOKE IS BACK ON THE MENU

[Kaede Akamatsu Enthusiast @drfrink5]

Trump being dragged to Israel after losing the midterms

[lynn @percyBonk]

when you put the gina hinojosa fries on the james talarico burger

[Kyle Ayers @kyleayers]

Someone ask Trump's McDonald's doordasher what the vibes in the White House are right now

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

How I’m gonna open the work meeting tomorrow

[Christopher @molochofficial]

They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary

[ִֶָ @enIisting]

every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

we got blue texas before gta 6

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

they prolly throwing darts at elon's body they got duct taped up on the wall rn

[staid @staidindoors]

we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill

[vel 🏳️‍⚧️ @64_vel]

IF YOU SEE ELON FALL IN PUBLIC WHIP OUT YO COCK AND PISS ON HIM #WOKEUP

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

every barnes & noble in the state of texas is SOLD OUT of the Holy Quran

[casey @cantsmokehere]

WE ARE STRIPPING GREG ABBOTT’S WHEELCHAIR FOR SCRAP COPPER

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

woke 8.0 they're handing out government-issued hanes tank tops for masc lesbians

[Jim @JimJistJ]

They’re doing this to Ken Paxton as we speak

[鶴 @turuturuponn]

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[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

every cheesecake factory is now an abortion clinic

[Giu💌C0MMS OPEN;🍉 @moniehon]

Ppffff her
#TheLockedTomb #gideonnav #GideonTheNinth #tlt

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

all food sold in texas is now certified halal