Mackenzie

professional nerd, amateur human

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

Nothing quite as humbling as realizing old lady Gaga songs are on the “viral hits” Spotify playlist because the tiktok kids are “rediscovering” them 🙃

[Adam Tyler @adamtyIer]

your spotify make-believe festival either looks like the urban outfitters vinyl shelves or a benefit concert at the gay psych ward

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

after this family trip I can now verifiably blame any bad thing I do for the rest of eternity on intergenerational trauma happy holidays

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

Don’t know how it took me so long but I’ve recently discovered a sub genre of very hot wildlife/animal loving men on insta and I’ll never be the same

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

@hannahblaileee Duh 🙄

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

@hannahblaileee Derry girls

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Arizona!! Your GOP state senate just spent 6 million dollars to found that actually Biden WON by more votes. That $6 mil could have helped a lot of Arizonans. Y’all should remember that at midterms. https://t.co/EeENmlkC00

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Petition to change the phrase "avoid it like the plague" to "avoid it like free life-saving medicine with no downsides"

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

just remembered that I heard a real human say “the better people lost the civil war” a few weeks ago 👀

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

I have never used slack but man that notification sound gives me anxiety

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

💯

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

Date a photographer. Then when it doesn’t work out you have new pics for your dating apps.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

this is very important to me! my roommate rivers is receiving gender-affirming surgery. please read then check out these links:

venmo: @riverswildergreen (to avoid fees)
gofundme: https://t.co/nvvUsMD4kS
her insta: https://t.co/pcnR5S2e32
her music: https://t.co/rt0WsEfJiy

ty💗

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

I’m having a day

[Annette Storckman @astorcks]

Pfizer CEO says that we will need a booster shot for Covid within 12 months of being vaccinated. I am happy to get a booster if it means I can have margaritas with my friends and not die from a horrible lung disease wtf is wrong with this website.

[Mackenzie @hellobabydoe]

Great news: followed another rescue farm account on insta today that’s all

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[Access Conservation @JMcGooligan]

Laughing way too hard at this. I can’t wait for summer aka spy flower season.