Maribeth 🦦

this isn’t the beach lady, this is a bathtub!

[Maribeth 🦦 @hellothisismary]

I feel like I should be paid for the nightmares I have about work

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

[cumming on someone’s face] Say ‘when’

[Maribeth 🦦 @hellothisismary]

@10TV No mmm mmm

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[ADHDean @ADHDeanASL]

BREAKING: CDC Sets Quarantine Duration To Seven Mississippi

[JP @jpbrammer]

“when was the first time you saw yourself in a book?” the DSM-5

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

My work routine:

1. Take report
2. Suffer

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

gm

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

tell me you’re an absent father without telling me you’re an absent father

[Maribeth 🦦 @hellothisismary]

@_KaylaBelle Sometimes you wanna show the fans you just brush ya teeth

[Maribeth 🦦 @hellothisismary]

@_KaylaBelle No no no, sometimes excited

[Maribeth 🦦 @hellothisismary]

@_KaylaBelle Sometimes when you have some hot gossip

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast

[Justin Hensley @EBMgoneWILD]

"I did my research"
"But my freedom"
"Sounds like something big life jacket would say"

[Grace @gracecamille_]

taco bell menu is like ok we have exactly 9 ingredients. which of these 38 ways do you want them presented fo you