jane

i'm just a creep in a t-shirt

[jane @hellotracijane]

I hope that my Twitter followers that don't really know me realize that 90% of my tweets are meant to be ridiculous jokes

[jane @hellotracijane]

Chocolate chip pancakes for dinner because it's Friday bitchezzzzzzzzzz

[jane @hellotracijane]

Edamame & homemade bread: dinner of champs

[jane @hellotracijane]

My bf's name is John and my dad's name is Jon and they have the same b-day so are aliens real?

[jane @hellotracijane]

@LadyTaylortot I knew you'd be disappointed in me bb

[jane @hellotracijane]

I tried La Croix tonight and didn't like it soooooo what happens now......?

[jane @hellotracijane]

This is why teaching is the greatest freakin job on earth

[jane @hellotracijane]

Literally every day I am thankful that I'm done with college

[jane @hellotracijane]

Kia will go outside and push out a 1/2 drop of pee just so she can get a treat.
Freakin dog mentality

[jane @hellotracijane]

I got through this day with 0 students saying stuff about 4/20 so how do I contact Guinness Book of World Records?

[jane @hellotracijane]

When you look up a band you haven't listened to in a while and they've unexpectedly had a new album come out 😛😛😛

[jane @hellotracijane]

If you want to absolutely ruin your evening, go listen to all your old voicemails 😅💔

[jane @hellotracijane]

Friday night has me like

[marf @MarfSalvador]

[Boiling in a pot]

Boy lobster: AAAAGGGGHHH!!

Girl lobster: I'm cold

[jane @hellotracijane]

Looking at files I created at the very beginning of the school year and lololol I was such a dork teacher

[jane @hellotracijane]

If there was an Instagram account that was a metaphor for my life, it would be Jerry of the Day

[jane @hellotracijane]

@hadleyjazzboy Can't wait for Utah taxes to pay for the wall 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[jane @hellotracijane]

Remember flip phones and taking selfies without a front facing camera lol the children of today are privileged af

[jane @hellotracijane]

@hadleyfoo Or if the baby itself is the boomerang. I would watch that

[jane @hellotracijane]

I don't wanna see the boomerang of your babies just stahhhhhp😫

[jane @hellotracijane]

STOP ASKING IF MY STUDENTS HIT ON ME BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY NEVVVVERRR DO