Zach Williams

Digital Product Designer @postnotesplugin & more × Hardware Developer (building öra) × Songwriter/Producer × alt account @0xZach

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Remember Alex Pall from The Chainsmokers? This is him now. Feel old yet?

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Online dating is just ads looking at other ads.

And you can pay to make your ads show up more to other ads.

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

If I had a superpower, it would be to look at a household appliance right before it’s about to beep and it would not beep.

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

I’m so done with these tariffs. A $600 order for circuit boards from China now cost $1,700. Chinese expertise is 10/10 - it’s not about “cheap”.

This is just 1/4 of my orders. I’m trying to get my company off the ground and this effectively stops my progress.

This has to stop.

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Parking rule #1: park next to nice cars

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

What if Jesus is also the reason for the seasoning?

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Let's be real... if you have speakerphone on in public, it's OUR call.

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Her: “what’s your sign?”

Me: “tourist rising, I think?”

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

*on our first date*

Her: I’m a Cancer

Me: Oh wow, what stage?

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

So like, can we disable this annoying little @instagram “feature” or not?

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

@heyblake Been following you for a bit and am in tech. Both software and hardware. Would love to meet up

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

I knew he was full of Shet.

[Guardian US @GuardianUS]

Uncovering the higher truth of Jay Shetty https://t.co/k1wfCqdHZB

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Confetti company at the Super Bowl after starting the confetti: “Just say when”

The NFL: ... :)

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Taylor Swift in her $1.8m box guaranteeing a Chiefs win

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Sending memes to your clients >>>

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

@andrewj_gomez the last last jedi

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

@kyreynoldsmusic Kyle

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

@VeNoMZiTo1 @Philo01 Was wondering this same thing about the screencasts. Also just purchased the same pack.

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

Santa just told me I wasn’t on the “nice list” this year so I’m getting Kohl’s :/

[Zach Williams @hellozach]

What if it was called 98% not milk?