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internet

[wy @helms666_]

when coworkers ask y i don't have a gf and im like

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

can i send you 14 non urgent consecutive texts in a row at 2:44 am

[wy @helms666_]

me and my friends every time we are at hollywood beach

[kim petras @kimpetras]

dolls 🤝 bears

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[MackEZ @mackez_na]

I'm a chud

[jul @julsadventures]

Do you guys think CTA bus drivers play a game where they test how close together they can be on the same route?

[^_^ @misandrism]

My deviled egg recipe is one ingredient, the egg, because I believe the devil is already in there and you must carve until you set him free.

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[wy @helms666_]

yessss get fucked wemby

[nagi/re4 (2005) glazer @izanagi2468]

Naminè's theme in original gba version gives me this specific type of feeling like it feels like I am trying to remember how someone looks that was special to me many years ago. I remember being really close to someone in elementary school. But I don't remember them really well

[josh @joshypooper]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[wy @helms666_]

i m so getting into pokémon for the first time 15 yrs , what should i know about it now? my favorite pokmine is pikachu i

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Mens with vapes is ladies but guys with juuls is tea

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

I keep that mf thang on me

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[z @z4pych4n]

am i a monster for wanting a mcchicken

[wy @helms666_]

narcolepsy is so good

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Is it ethical to be a person