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[helmstetter @helmstetter]

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[Michael Massey @DFWCHASERS]

“Technically, there was a road there at one point” #redjeep

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

Glad I never had this problem when I had NULL in Virginia! https://t.co/qizVbuescT @cantrell

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

Best function name ever: distributedTransaction_TaylorSwiftStartsFollowingLorde()
MongoDB Distributed transactions in a sharded cluster #MDBW19 #selfdocumentingcode

[Stennie @stennie]

Vancouver #MongoDB meetup 2019 Kick-Off on Thu Feb 21. Great line-up: Connecting GraphQL & MongoDB (Don Burks from @lighthouse_labs) & Building Serverless Multi-Tenant Systems (Graham Bath from https://t.co/PP8K9kSMzc and Mark Clancy from @igeno). RSVP: https://t.co/FbhdScyAhk

[Dev Ittycheria @dittycheria]

First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they try to copy you,
And then you change the world.

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

Full house for the keynote! #MDBLocal

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

@jokeeffe Strava Multiple Ride Mapper has been broken for me when I use the Detail Level: Low option. Map shows, but rides don't draw. Tried several browsers, clearing cache. Works fine at the other detail levels.

[Marcello Gallo @mgbosyyz]

MDB : Summary for MongoDB, Inc. - Yahoo Finance https://t.co/Wx3da6iEye

[MongoDB @MongoDB]

For those unable to attend MongoDB World, our keynote session is now streaming live! Tune in here ▶️ https://t.co/HlLGki8UOM 🍃 #MDBW18

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

@KUSINews Really inappropriate comment by Ginger Jeffries about UMBC players. "This is without question the greatest game of their career because their career is going to end in college". She is awful please bring back Elizabeth.

[Muthu Chinnasamy @muthumongo]

Something GIANT is coming! Don't miss MongoDB's CTO & Co-Founder Eliot Horowitz announce the news. 🍃 - https://t.co/G4hmSXfSQX

[MongoDB @MongoDB]

Get free access to #MongoDBAtlas on @awscloud, and premium technical support through MongoDB's Startup Accelerator. 🍃 Request a code for your startup today!
👉https://t.co/WhFINw3SAh

[MongoDB @MongoDB]

Celebrating #MongoDB #IPO

[Nasdaq Exchange @NasdaqExchange]

🍃✳️ Engineering team receiving big cheers ahead of the 🛎bell ceremony #IPO #MongoDB

[helmstetter @helmstetter]

@aleksandrdowd Just saw one in San Diego, it was so beautiful and amazing, it was bright red, parabolic shaped trail

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

The surprisingly realistic path to eliminating the Electoral College by 2020 https://t.co/QV74BUqwVX

[Dorothy McClelland @miss_arty_pants]

Diving into #MongoDB's DBaaS, Atlas, with @SigNarvaez at #MDBEvenings San Diego.

[Christopher Biow @chris_biow]

I’ve thought for a decade that genomics fits with #NoSQL. Adoption now in earnest: @nanopore, @genentech #MDBW16 https://t.co/H64tgv1b3E

[Reverend Al Sharpton @TheRevAl]

Just landed in NY after a 16 hour flight. Got to shave and bathe and head to NAN, then 30 Rock. I been out of the country for 6 days.