Diary of Hemipraiz

Political scientists, Writer

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

"if you are owing school fees go back home".

Eponlabi go back to your class , your daddy promised 💔

[elfash2 @OmobaFash1]

See the time them take come..you go know say all of them make sure say them close from their various shops first 🤣🤣😂

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

From the Jos story, be careful about friends.

There are so many that pretends to be your friends but envy you or what you do.

Imagine his so called couldn't give him a benefit of doubt for stealing iPhone but they had to beat him to de@th?

You will know it's premeditated

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

It is morning. Go loot a shop.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Is no one noticing the growing number of young men becoming destitute under this government? And this is just one street! This is scary.

[regi @reginz02]

I hate how you people turned this to just false accusations. This guy was targeted and beaten to death . It’s heartbreaking💔.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I own just 2 pair of shoes.

They are durable and just what I need. Anytime my woman buys me a new pair, I give them out. She no longer buys anymore. Same with watches (I was telling N6 the other day). I give them all out. Apart from Apple Watch, you will never see me wear an expensive watch.

I just buy exactly what I need. Come to my house, ransack everywhere it’s the same pair of shoes. Check any picture I’ve taken it’s either of the shoes

Any country I visit in the World, it’s just one suitcase with few shirts and same pair of shoes. Always one suitcase. Never above one suitcase.

That’s how to live a disciplined, frugal life.

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

this my neighbor pikin don get belle and the girl sabi lie ehn, make i go stay for my parents side small

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

And yet again RCCG’s National teens president is being accused of assault of minors .

RCCG! This same RCCG! Okay.

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

I remember when we had a goat d!e on the farm. I wasn’t sure what caused it, so I told my staff to cut off a small sample of the meat for laboratory testing and bury the rest in my presence.

Later that day, when I got home,I check the cctv camera and I found out they had dug the goat back up, cooked it, and shared it among themselves. I wasn’t even surprised.

On my next visit, I decided to teach them a lesson. I said, “Thank God none of us ate that goat. The lab found it had tested positive for HIV.”

Panic broke out instantly. Some couldn’t even speak. A few were already in tears. I kept asking, “What’s wrong?” until one of them finally confessed:

“Please don’t let us d!e… we all ate the goat.”

That was when I reminded them why following instructions are non negotiable on a farm. I told them to pray and fast for 3days

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

908 ghost workers and N948million in fraudulent salaries. Meanwhile, over 9 million Nigerians are unemployed.

Crazy!

[Oseni @o_jibby]

You go still chop bread and stew without meat

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

They lured that boy and keto'd him under the guise of stolen phone... wasted his precious life. I WANT EVERYONE INVOLVED EXECUTED!!! EVERYONE!!!

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Guys, is it possible for a salon to send a text to your woman saying "is it still painful?”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

At the burial service of Mrs Rhodes-Vivour this morning, with her son GRV and @Morris_Monye

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lmfaooooooooooooooo you guys don’t realize how funny this shiit is.

Their mother will turning in her grave smh

[Spyder🕷️ @0Spyderr]

I don die man 😭😭😭

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

When we talk about false allegation, people don't understand how harmful it is. False allegation of all kinds is dangerous.

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

How do we even explain to non football fans that it’s Messi that has a World Cup not Ronaldo? 😭

Na dem get World Cup, na dem de cry since 😂

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

If the person is Muslim, attend their burial. Beforethey are laid to rest, an announcement is usually made asking whether the deceased owed anyone money. If yes, family is expected to settle the debt.