Hank Mardukas

Tweeting about sports, primarily the Cincinnati Reds #ATOBTTR

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Central Square in Cambridge gotta have the most fun crew of tweakers. Consistently just vibing

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Drake Maye is ass

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

One shortstop in the league that makes this play

[MLB @MLB]

ELLY DE LA CRUZ

The Reds turn a wild 5-3-6 double play 🤯

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Think it’s safe to say Darien Mensah is a Malachi Toney merchant

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Reds are the first team in MLB history to have:

a hitter under 25 with 30 HR/100 RBI
another hitter under 25 with 20 HR/20 SB
a pitcher under 25 with 15 wins

...all in the same season.

[Jon VanSkiver @JonVanSkiver_17]

“The city has charm. It has history. We have the Big Red Machine. We have icons - some of the greatest players in the history of the sport wore our uniform. Cincinnati needs to be a centerpiece place in Major League Baseball…” - @JoeyVotto

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Bundy Jr jersey would go insane at a college darty

@DenverOutlaws

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Messi in that World Cup final

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Embolo dug his own grave there (and threw himself in it). Great call. No place in the game for that.

That call sets a precedent for the rest of the tournament. STOP WITH THE FLOPPING

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Fireworks in Boston were spectacular tonight! What a nice ending to a pool - sun - and a few cocktails (🤣) filled day.

250 years of freedom!

@jayleno

[Dugs @yuggs513]

“So you paid for a subscription to watch Reds baseball this year?”

“That’s right.”

“And the team has been terrible your entire life?”

“That’s correct Dave”

“And you thought that this year would be different?”

“Yes”

“Are the games at least fun to watch?”

“No”

“Is the broadcast at least enjoyable?”

“No Dave”

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Karma strikes again. Good riddance Germany. We will not forget.

#1939

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

3 games below .500 but Elly and Hunter Greene coming back. Can this team turn it around or are we destined for continued mediocrity #reds

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

Fuck Deposit Link. @DepositLink

$18 fee for EVERY transaction?? Just ludicrous. @FBI

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

@geoguessr was just on record place and then was given a weather station in northern Canada not even close to a street. Feels like something that shouldn’t be included in the standard game

[Ian Inangelo @iinangelo]

Hugo Gonzalez was robbed

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

I’m upset and overreacting, but let’s tak a look at the 4 Joe Mazzula years:

1. Went down 3-0 to an 8 seed and lost in game 7
2. Obviously won the ‘ship
3. Lost to an inferior Knicks team in 6
4. Lost in first round to a play-in Sixers team

Hoe should C’s fans feel about that?

[Hank Mardukas @henrymcd23]

1. Respect to Philly they went out and won that series

2. Edgecombe and Maxey are dawgs. Bright future with that backcourt

3. Embiid‘s first instinct is to draw a foul, and players like that shouldn’t be rewarded for it, especially when they’re the biggest guy on the court

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

9 for 31 on 3s and it felt like 29 of them were wide open. Come on C’s!

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Embiid needs to get more calls.