Brandon Makowecki

2 time undefeated Tichu Champion of the World. Prime source for complaining about IT and MTG. W connoisseur.

[Brandon Makowecki @hermitdruid]

I’m sure this isn’t how to twitter but it’s the best medium I have so I’m running it. I had a lot of really cool interactions with artists this weekend and I’m using this to remind myself of them, I guess mute this thread if you follow me for not mtg for some reason. #gpseattle

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

so we are D&Ding, negotiating with a dragon; they ask how big it is and i check the draconomicon, brass dragon, 87 years old, so about as big as a horse - they are like "wtf we can take this dragon" and im like ok jared you and 4 of your mates go fight a horse and lmk how it goes

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

I always feel like Cyrano de Bergerac when I’m in the passenger seat communicating my fast food order through the driver

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

I just purchased an original Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's original because there's a bit of veneer missing.

[MTGNerdGirl @MTGNerdGirl]

Giveaway!🥳

Sometimes, something small is all it takes to reignite someone's passion for Magic. So let's giveaway 25 R/P/S sets. Hopefully, it will get you excited to play again.🥰

To enter:
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I will ship to international winners.🌍

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Brandon Makowecki @hermitdruid]

@ajlvi I'm in, would make my weekend. Excited to loiter around waiting for it then!

[Patrick Sullivan @BasicMountain]

I think something Trump and I share in common is how outraged and flummoxed we are when our opponent mulls into a playable 6

[Brandon Makowecki @hermitdruid]

@pax

[Brandon Makowecki @hermitdruid]

@TychoBrahe I ran into you in the Sheraton elevator later that day and had to struggle not to gush too hard. Seriously.

I still wonder how much was in the moment brought forth from the aether vs prepared.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

if you elect four Speakers of the House you get to trade them in for one Speaker of the Hotel

[RegisKillbin @RegisKillbin]

Big change coming in the next Hearthstone patch notes.

[PAX @pax]

Our fingers are getting really tired of typing out #PAXWest all the time, so in order to make things easier for everyone, we're rebranding to P. This change is effective immediately, but it might take us some time to update all our signs.