Michael E Herring

Work ethic of a mule.

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

A very poor woman called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got the woman's address from the radio station and told his secretary to carry a large amount of foodstuff to the woman. However, he gave the following instruction, "When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that it's from the devil.''

When the secretary arrived at the woman's house, the woman was happy and grateful for the help received. She started putting the food packets inside her small house. The secretary then asked her, ''Don't you want to know who sent the food?''

The woman replied, ''No, I don't care because when GOD orders, even the DEVIL obeys

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@hAneen_19990 It’s actually water

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@JCRyle Do they ever utter the words” if you would turn your Bible to revelations chapter 1” ?

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@wakenminds You have no patience.

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@lady_valor_07 Yep. What a life. Only mom’s gen was a better life. She went from one room shack with one light bulb. To a 3 bedroom paid off mansion with a light in every room with central heat and air. 1000sqft.

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@haveaconcern You should have been there. Nurse good body:) was my fav

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@scotthow5231 Working buddies back in the day use to drop quarters, laugh while I picked them up, until I paid for my lunch one day with quarters, right in front of them, they never dropped another:) I like to think I taught them young boys a lesson

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I get it 100%.

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You can’t beat a dog.

[Doggy🐕 @Doggy7233]

He Became Her Eyes… 🥺🐾

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@HistorianUSA1 I went in to just introduce myself to manager. Ai told me to. As I’m standing there the district manager said I was holding up cust service line. The stores never that busy, I’m sure the one dude behind me was glad I was seeking employment. I was dressed better than district dude

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@AdrianoFeria @JOKAQARMY1 They don’t ask and their prefered contractor either still uses copper but likely pex.

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

✝️ THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

😭 God bless this man.

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@0xV0LYX How bout they replace surgeons first.

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@Peal8888 Never heard it I was listening to jones , Hank and having rainbow stew with Merle

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@Dearme2_ You should be more worried about your phone self

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@Mamacita_of2 Thank you, keep the faith👍

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@BillBrooklyn10 You think you might have an old 3/4 ton truck lying around you’d sell for 1$, I sure could use one. Brand is irrelevant:)

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@PatWolf 10 years 3 months. Pounding it out. I get it. There is no tomorrow if I hadn’t pounded it out.

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@Ram20045 @NASCAR @IMS @truTV @Daytona500 @phoenixraceway I get it. I didn’t realize only 2 million watch. I also read their on their way down, so i guess they’re grabbing all the money they can.

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@RodneyChilders4 @DaleJr @JRMotorsports @TeamHendrick If you watch Flo, and if I heard right dale jr is racing everywhere.