Dan

World's best carrot-bowler

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 🇳🇴⚽️ @jurassicjells]

inventor of shredded wheat cereal:

fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Windy is my least favorite weather. Hyperactive purposeless chaos. Chill the fuck out and stop moving shit to and fro

[Stu Wallis @StuWallis]

Just a quick warning, fella at work reckons we’re going to lose gravity for 7 seconds on the 14th of August, resulting in 40 million deaths, doesn’t sound great tbh.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me over ETs body after my friends and I air fry him

[Dan @hertondaniel]

Bad day to be a pack of paracetamol

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Touching earpiece) the target appears to be rocking around the Christmas tree

[Dan @hertondaniel]

Kelly Clarkson hits an exorbitant high note on "Have yourself a merry little Christmas". Mum is fuming. "Absolutely no need for that" she says. I'm inclined to agree.

[seattle mariners nationalist @linuxlover1969]

How do I get this cut without showing this pic to my barber

[jame @jamefaqs]

people killin people dyin
peter lois meg and brian

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Trump calm down

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Lee Carsley is only refusing to sing the anthem as he has a beautiful, haunting, even smoky falsetto that will make grown men weep

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Dan @hertondaniel]

@aliladiere @iarl0161

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Imagine if he was doing this when he got shot at

[Ross Kemp @RossKemp]

WATKINS WOW!!!!! 2-1 LETS GO! @England #EURO2024 #NEDENG

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous

[James @JimmyDRFC]

Yer Da gets the BBQ out and calls himself Chefchenko