Heather

Likes cats and chocolate, watches too much TV and makes gifs (check out my Tumblr blog at

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Leafy seadragon.. 😊

[Heather @hetherleys]

@SoVeryBritish Much tutting, day ruined. Also, when they park right up to your rear bumper in a near-empty supermarket car park, requiring contortionist moves to lift your heavy shopping from the side and into the boot.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Heather @hetherleys]

@cluedont So sorry to hear this. He was a brave and handsome boy. You must be devastated. RIP Monkey💔

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Siblings be like..🐈🐾😅

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Thought it was a portrait..🐈🐾🖼️😅

[cluedont @cluedont]

Me: I've imagined most of the people, I'll try and get the rest done later.

John Lennon: No, I didn...

Me: *imagines more people*

John Lennon: You don't nee...

Me: This is bloody hard, John.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Full rotation of the moon..

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Bird said, “ Not today”..🐦😅

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

What kind of sorcery is this..🐈🐾😅

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Feed me… now! 😂

[Heather @hetherleys]

@TashP351 B. Fudge. Every. Single. Time.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Cat's reaction to seeing himself and his owner in the mirror for the first time..🐈🐾😅

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1965, Hasbro released Little Miss No-Name as an alternative to Barbie. She was a crying, homeless doll wearing a sackcloth dress. It didn’t sell well. (📷: Stuart)

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

First steps of a baby giraffe.. 😊

[Heather @hetherleys]

@richardosman No!! I can't imagine #HouseofGames without you. I wish the very best of luck to the new host. It's the perfect show to relax to. And good luck to you in whatever project you choose to take on in the future.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Prince Andrew

SHORT VERSION

[Christopher C. Leon @Christcleon]

Superb. And suggests as I have long suspected that his character and features would make more sense in almost any ethnicity other than his own.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

this is an absolute masterpiece i’m in tears😭