Alexandra Ashcraft

i do my own stunts

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@liiieesel This is a daily thought of mine

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@maddysquish I’m obsessed with Abbott elementary

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@liiieesel @maddysquish THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN IN 2021!!!!!! So happy you two are together 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

People in LA pull out their fur lined winter jackets at 62 degrees. More insane observations forthcoming

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

These menu options make me nervous

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

I made the unfortunate mistake of calling pasta “noodles” in front of my boyfriend’s Italian mother and grandmother at lunch. Huge blow to my credibility as girlfriend material.

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

Fell asleep to a very soothing sleep podcast on Spotify last night, failing to remember the songs still in my queue leftover from yesterday’s run. My soul almost left my body at 2:45AM waking from my deep sleep to @iamcardib singing at me to get “Up” 😰

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

Did your parents scare you as a child by saying that if you swallowed gum it would stay in your body for seven years or was it just me

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

my fall plans // the delta variant

[Banjodogg @Banjocatt]

Y’all trying to fall in love & have kids ... I’m trying to get my fridge stocked like this... we are not the same 😬

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@trimspa_daddy Perfect. I’ll be there mid October. #VIBES #VIBIN #GOODVIBESONLY

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@trimspa_daddy Uh same lol come visit me when I move to LA

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

Evening celebrations post-NPTE success ☺️

[julia @juliashiplett]

I adore taking 74 photos of a singular flower and then never looking at them ever again

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

Trying to manage pre-NPTE anxiety

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

spending the evening convincing my bf that we need to invest in a hydroponic garden for the kitchen despite the fact that the room is so small that we have to move the refrigerator in order to open the oven door

[tate @50FirstTates]

did y’all know about walks? u just go outside and there are like trees and grass and shit. immaculate

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They recruit the top Asian, Black and a brown students, whose work subsidizes the academic reputation fir the rest of the mediocre, rich white students.

This is not an opinion. The data shows it.

Why the idea of an Ivy League or a collegiate meritocracy is a scam

A thread.

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

me, stuck at home in the middle of a global pandemic with nothing but time: i do not have time for this

[Alexandra Ashcraft @heyitssmash]

@thisisnotbrianm @liiieesel