Juan Hernandez

Writer. Actor. Full-time blackjack snob

[Juan Hernandez @heyitswano]

Watching @CharlesWoodson and @TomBrady argue the Tuck Rule two decades later is simultaneously the most painful and hilarious moment in my life as a Raider fan 🤣

Still hurts. Still a fumble

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@MikeHowton @TheChiefNerd He is actually a known pardoned J6er and MAGA influencer. Any other crazy theories you have ready for this?

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@lgstarr Ya, I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 800, Alex.

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@aturn07 The salary cap is comprised of only the 51 highest paid players on a roster. Having 60 players has nothing to do with the money that’s available to keep Maxx

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@DaveWade717 @Marcus_Mosher

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@greggrosenthal “…said the podcaster”

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@NFL_Convo They still had an obscene amount of cap space when Monday ended. Even putting the Maxx money back in the books they have plenty to spend

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@boozemania_ @alec_wissler

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@GarrettSprints

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@GarrettSprints

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@GarrettSprints Ravens apologists are wild tonight 🤣

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@nolanbianchi @forgemini7788 It was reported as soon as he had surgery in January/february that he wasn’t expected to be ready to pass a physical by the new league year. So sure, the ravens have the right and that’s why they’re using that excuse. But they still look foolish

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@ravenwizardd @RPatrickAllen @realjakevogel Pretty sure watching half a dozen dudes leave your team 3 days in and then looking at those bare cupboards with two missing first round picks is the “worse than they expected” you’ve avoided admitting

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@GarrettSprints lol dishonest about a well-documented knee injury they reported to the league in December…when they placed him on IR…and then when the whole world knew he had surgery and was going to be rehabbing for months? Tell us you haven’t been paying attention without telling us…

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@Falcons_Fantasy Rickey Dudley

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@stoolpresidente This aged well…

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@Jordan_Reid In a world where Penix is available in the second half of the first round, ya. But there’s only one MPJ and zero guarantees he’s available after that 1st pick for the raiders. Meanwhile, there’s more than one “a tackle” in this hypothetical that the team can trade back in to get

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@ThatCasinoLife Doubling an 11 against a 6 and watching the dealer take 5 cards for 21 is 1,000x more annoying than this.

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@MLB And the prop bet on this happening at some point today paid out how much…?

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@VitalVegas Ahhhh yes, @VitalVegas can’t claim and gloat to have reported a story first therefore said story’s relevance is in question 🤣 Stories are still relevant even if they can’t earn you clout, ya know? Las Vegas is Dodger territory, their unofficial second market

[Tim Brown @81TimBrown]

A bad day for the ego is a good day for the soul.