Jennifer Patterson

LA based designer, home cook and comedian with two kids and 1 white sofa.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/xPOKeWdM0X

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

I was really enjoying Wandavision on @disneyplus until it got into all that super hero stuff. #WandaVision #SpoilerAlert #DisneyPlus

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

I have a thing! Hang out with me on zoom this Friday night. It’s an early one - 5 pm! @flapperscomedy *see bio for more info https://t.co/irwry14fZy

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

“I am not a cat”

[Reductress @Reductress]

QUIZ: Have You Made The Bon Appétit Focaccia Yet Or Do You Live With Someone You Can Fuck? https://t.co/loAC8N8hZ0

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

I just have to say - gruyere cheese is f*#%ing expensive.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Me at 3pm during summer “What should we do today?”
Me at 3pm during winter “Time to get our pajamas on.”

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Apparently Jessica is a geologist. To be clear, a professional geologist. Not one of those amateur rock lovers. #JenniferNotJessica

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Not sure why Walgreens thinks my name is Jessica? It’s Jennifer! #notjessica

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

This is real!

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Flappers Comedy Show this Friday, 10/9 at 7pm. Come zoom with me for Happy Hour 🍹🍸🍷🧃! @flapperscomedy

*link in bio
*dm me for special $5 ticket link @ Zoom https://t.co/MKcjQsivsq

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Famous Fridays https://t.co/qASAEYWIaa

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Bits & Pieces comedy show this Saturday 9/26 at 10pm for you crazy party people 🎉!!! *link in bio @bitsandpiecescomedy @ ZOOM https://t.co/ErY3FHzG0C

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

That order we placed back in March finally came in.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Just over here staring at the expiration date on my mustard and wondering what life will look like on 9/14/21... #deepthoughts #ponderlife #expiration

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

I just hope that the people who had the fire sparking gender reveal party don’t have a baby shower. Just seems irresponsible at this point.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

Everyone keeps talking about this gender reveal that started the fire but I still don’t know if they are having a boy or a girl.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

I have a comedy show this Wednesday 9/9 at 7pm @flapperscomedy !!!
Hurry and buy your tix before you get too drunk. 🍷💥😂💥🧃
It’s a competition so please come and vote for me and… https://t.co/9yCiNnhaWj

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

@mollie_berg That’s an expensive calculator.

[Jennifer Patterson @heyjenpatterson]

@harmony_jupiter Hahaha!