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I tell stories for a living. 👩🏼‍🎤 #bosspurp 🧘🏻‍♀️ #zenasfuck

[boss purp @heyleighak]

All I want in life is fine wine and Taco Bell.

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[Romi Bean @Romi_Bean]

This Frenchman describing Buc-ee’s is the only thing you need today

(IG: Erosbrousson)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[boss purp @heyleighak]

@isCTAokay Wtf happened today??

[Kyle Potter @kpottermn]

Me and my fellow The Last Jedi lovers on the internet the last 48 hours

[Jeremy @ManaByte]

If you are still claiming that Luke "defaulted to murder" in The Last Jedi then you literally stopped watching the movie halfway through. You are basing your entire argument on Kylo Ren’s biased memory instead of what actually happened.

The movie uses the Rashomon effect which means we see the same event from three different perspectives. Kylo’s version shows a murderous assassin because that is how he felt in that moment. But the actual truth is that Luke had a momentary reflex of instinct that he immediately regretted. He never swung the saber. He never intended to kill Ben. He stopped himself because that is who Luke Skywalker is.

It is wild to me that people act like Luke was never impulsive before. This is the same guy who nearly hacked Vader to pieces in a blind rage on the Death Star. The difference is that in the temple he caught himself even faster. If you hate the movie because you believed the villain’s unreliable narrator version of the story then the joke is kind of on you. Focus on the actual text instead of the memes.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[NASA @NASA]

Sky full of stars.

Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

[boss purp @heyleighak]

@fandompulse @InDeepGeek @nerdoftherings1 The both have videos titled “What was Aragon’s tax policy” and “what happened to all the orcs” lol. Google search exists!

[boss purp @heyleighak]

@fandompulse There are swaths of Tolkien scholars who’ve covered this and loremasters on YT who explain this stuff in detail based on decades of those scholar’s studies. @InDeepGeek and @nerdoftherings1 specifically do a fantastic job.

IDG also does expansive ASOIAF breakdowns too FWIW.

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

(🧵1/11) For the past year and a half, I've been investigating OpenAI and Sam Altman for @NewYorker. With my coauthor @andrewmarantz, I reviewed never-before-disclosed internal memos, obtained 200+ pages of documents related to a close colleague, including extensive private notes, and interviewed more than 100 people.

OpenAI was founded on the premise that A.I. could be the most dangerous invention in human history—and that its C.E.O. would need to be a person of uncommon integrity. We lay out the most detailed account yet of why Altman was ousted out by board members and executives who came to believe he lacked that integrity, and ask: were they right to allege that he couldn't be trusted?

A thread on some of of our findings:

[boss purp @heyleighak]

Being on a cruise is just like being in a hotel, except you can drown!

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

My original plan

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

there’s a scene in phm where ryan gosling is teaching his new found alien friend rocky abt earth life in the screen room and he teaches him abt beaches . even in space ken’s job is still beach omg