whale

take advantage, never lose control

[Dawson Knox @dawson_knox]

👀 @_DaltonKincaid

[Wednesday @Wednesday_Band_]

A certain unsearchable weekday band name has recently become more unsearchable

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Please help us spread the word. We WONT SPEND A NICKEL ON MARKETING. WE COMPLETELY RELY ON WORD OF MOUTH This allows us to price at such low prices. So all help is welcome from everyone and anyone !

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Kim Kardashian better not even think about this dress

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[whale @heywhaley]

Why does Tony Dungy look like Waluigi

[Jake Metz @jake_metz]

Hearing Willem Dafoe’s Green Goblin laugh/pumpkin bomb, and seeing Alfred Molina’s Octavius in the new Spidey trailer got me like. MY CHILDHOOD

[whale @heywhaley]

@angelicatatum Same

[whale @heywhaley]

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[Dubs @MikeDubsRadio]

Kris Bryant says he’s proud he has the Cubs on his chest. 🥺😭

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

delete your alt account coward

all unhinged thoughts should remain on your main account like the lord intended

[DaWindyCity Productions @dwcprodz]

I see David Montgomery has started another pizza debate.

This is real Chicago pizza btw. I enjoy deep dish too but this is the stuff most of us actually eat

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

Hot girls deserve in unit laundry

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

maybe the real stimulus check was the friendship we made along the way

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

Our parents have been paying bills every month for 15+ years....I too would want the meat thawed out when I got home from work 😭 that’s the least we could’ve did

[whale @heywhaley]

@truss813 @_peterpanne Yes yes yes 100x yes