Nick Hickman

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

my grandma used to say “keep $10 in your pockets to buy a pretty girl some flowers”

grandma rest your soul but these $10 going to some vbucks

[Jon @MrDalekJD]

Today is the only day in history where the events of MOON, from Black Ops Zombies took place LITERALLY TODAY: October 13th 2025. 🤯

[Browningtons @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[Asiskan @asiskant]

how it feels to be a soft tender young man with a heart of gold in a world full of evil women

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Knew exactly what they were doing. Watch Gradey say “f**k it…” at the beginning of this, and Anthony re-position himself.

[ok, @kokokokokokoaa]

Pornhub banned, TikTok banned, the baconator meal cost $15. This the shit they were talking about in revelations

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

[making small talk at party] any groceries you’ve been into recently?

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[coming out of my bunker after the apocalypse happened]

friend: holly shit. everything is gone

me: i’m gonna try out for the nba

friend: what

me: i think i can make it now. do u think they’re still doin it

[Distilled Royale @DRoyale]

Me leaving the function drunk showing love to random people I took shots with

[The World Is Yours 🌎 @BigKason92]

I can’t even be mad at the Cowboys

I get my ass beat by The Bills every month

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

spreading some positivity on the timeline

[yr good friend gracie @clothingweapon]

1950s guy who just had six martinis for lunch, getting back into his cadillac: i wonder what my bitch wife is making for dinner

housewife, completely zoomed out on lithium: [encasing a whole ham in jell-o]

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

relationships easy asf when u not dating a lying whore

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been back on my Tony Soprano shit lately (gaining weight and alienating my family)

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 said spongebob is real and they test medicines on him

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This is how mfs start looking at you after they lose their vape