Clint Sanders

Deep dive into the history of sports

[Clint Sanders @high5strangers]

@TheDozenTrivia @nickturani @BarstoolFran @BFW @PFTCommenter @BarstoolGruden @NjTank99 @jakemalasek @stoolpresidente @EddieBarstool @TheClemReport @clubtrillion @kbnoswag A Markettes upset with an in person Greg phone a friend would be one of the the greatest dozen moments ever. At least in my book

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@MrJerryOC Jerry, you’re the best. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Bonus points because my wife is a Bravo fan, so we both get to enjoy you

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@mavsmarie It is crazy that so many people hate the LGBTQ community more than actual corruption.

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Dylan Harper is about to be a problem in this league and I am so here for it!

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I am loving all of the people experiencing American culture for the first time. Getting way to full on free chips and salsa is an American right of passage 😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sean O’Meowlly🍭 @NeedMyNutsLickt]

I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse

[Clint Sanders @high5strangers]

I think I’ve found my new favorite fruit…

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The hydration breaks for games being played in indoor stadiums is so dumb. But hey, they found a way to sell more commercials. Corporate greed eventually ruins everything. #worldcup

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Landon Donovan “they really need to win this game by a bigger margin.” Germany scores before he can finish his thought to bring it to 4-1

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Yes. They’re going to stay aggressive 😂. 3-1 headed into the half

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And just like the game vs the US, Curacao equalizes. We’ll see if Germany keeps the aggressive play

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And just like the game vs the US, Curacao equalizes. We’ll see if Germany keeps the aggressive play

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What a shot a shot by Mnecha! Germany takes the early lead

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What a shot a shot by Mnecha! Germany takes the early lead

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This maybe totally lame & I’ll be accused of being a fake fan, but do other Americans have a second team they root for in World Cups bc they know the US will never actually do anything? Like I obviously root for the USMNT but my family is German so I also root for them. Just me?

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@RealCGriff It’s crazy how many people actually think this

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@EricDBolton @air_corg It’s ok. I had to explain to my wife when she asked what I was laughing about that it was something a dog that I follow on twitter that predicts games posted 😂. The internet is so weird

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I’m am putting most of the blame on this dork right here. Never acknowledged the Spurs playoff run until 24 hours AFTER they beat OKC and it’s this BS AI slop that has nothing to do with the team. He’s also celebrating a big lead in the third. Bad omen. GTFOH

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

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@air_corg @EricDBolton

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@BaileyCarlin As a Spurs fan, I hate that I laughed at this. Congrats man. On the sex and the title

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@spurs NBA finals game 5 postgame @HEB recap. It’s over. They have got to figure out how to close out games.

#nbafinals #spurs #nba #gospursgo

[Clint Sanders @high5strangers]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!