David Cooper

Enterprise sales in big tech | Girl dad in Marin | Building in public | Techno-optimist | Blocked by Paul Graham

[David Cooper @hightechdavid]

@Katie_Roof @coryweinberg Databricks can’t go public for 2 reasons.

1. No liquidity left this year (SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI etc)
2. They don’t want to show how much of their revenue is 0 margin LLM and GPU resale (this is just my speculation)

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@NikolayTalanov @arian_ghashghai 😂😂

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@devahaz Shit I’ll do it for free, just buy me drinks all night and an uber home

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“And yes, I was fooled by that cat who said he was from the future. Turns out he was just a present day cat with a smooth sales pitch.”

I think about this Peter Griffin quote more often than I should

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@arian_ghashghai How are they going to go public and then what, show that 50% of their revenue is 0 margin LLM and GPU resale

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@sahibcantsingh Sahib you're so funny I forgive you for being a Mamdani supporter

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@Bfaviero Based

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@omniderek @dleebuilds Lead investor is Khloe Kardashian

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@mocktailpapi 🤦‍♂️

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@rabois @cjc Cognition, Anthropic and Supabase will be

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@yanabana Never thought about this, good point

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@omniderek @dleebuilds Lead investor is Khloe Kardashian

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@svstartupguy I’m not 🤦‍♂️ don’t know why I’m surprised

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Central Marin Police - wtf is wrong with you?

I was on a peaceful walk along Corte Madera river when I saw a homeless man attacking an old woman. It was across the river so I couldn't step in, so I called the police.

While describing the attack to 911, I was corrected for saying homeless 'oh, you mean unhoused.'

So the 911 operator is more concerned with being politically correct than saving someone's life?

#wokemindvirus

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@SenSanders The ironic thing is - you say this but 1) you've done nothing to support open source AI companies in the US and 2) you didn't support @elonmusk in his law suit against OpenAI.

It's easy to write an op-ed. Why don't you actually do something?

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Had a mini viral moment

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@micsolana @spencerpratt might be a moron, but goddamnit he’s our moron. I have nothing in common with him but he has my support. I just reported a homeless man attacking a woman and got corrected by the 911 operator - “you mean unhoused?”

Enough is enough!

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@CaptMrca49788 @micsolana @spencerpratt No - I don’t trust them at all to accurately report statistics

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@blc_16 @AnthropicAI Dude… best tweet I’ve seen this month. Thank you 🙏

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@paularambles @meetgranola Couldn’t you just build your own Granola by integrating Zoom with Claude? What am I missing here…