Maestro.

[prince naveen @clawveen]

Tryna figure out if a movie is good or not but everyone on letterboxd wanna be a comedian

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Do you ever talk to an international student who is obviously the child of someone who’s decimated their home country via austerity and corruption

[Dr Bai🪱 @doctorbaixue]

People acting surprised that the Pope is backing the artists as if the Catholic Church, for all its faults, isn't one of the greatest and longest patrons of the arts the world has ever known.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

The only institution responding thoughtfully to AI is the 2000 year old Roman Imperial Church.

[nilly 🪷 gojo truther @withlovenil]

you speak english because it's the only language you know. i speak english because it's the only language you know. we're not the same

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

there is someone out there who snagged the "[email protected]" email address btw

[m is watching ADW @MUHLEEKUHH]

Everyone repeat after me:
The character is a narrative tool.
The character is not real.
The character cannot hurt me.
The character is NOT my ex.

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[dg ★ @dgbetch]

fierce way to reveal a tracklist. 10/10 no notes.

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

So in a matter of days, Ed Sheeran has lost all his support acts, he's lost his house band, he's been banned from various commercial radio stations, Ireland's press has stated he's never welcome to return to the country, organized protests are being formed to take place in the grounds outside upcoming concert dates, he's been accused of having links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Goebbels-style cartoons have been pushed everywhere of his likeness.

And the left think this is progress?

[// @aggzzx]

Feel personally attacked and it’s totally valid

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

The idea that a Palestinian life could possibly saved via Ed Sheeran songs not being played on British radio is so absurd, I think we may have reached a new low here.

[Phills Holes @phillsholes]

lol mental illness

[Jordan Klein @dodgersjordan]

At a certain point, if not already, the average person has to admit this is hysteria. None of this stuff helps Palestinians and it’s all about westerners feeling morally superior to each other

[HowlingPunishedHomo @HowlingHom0]

Holy fuck he did it

He freed Palestine

[⭑ @skinnyrichfab]

you need a celebrity to validate your political beliefs because you are lazy and a fool

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Roger Federer hit one of the greatest shots in US Open 2010.

No look Tweener winner, Iconic ✨

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

Huey P. Newton said, “I do not expect the white media to create positive Black male images.” A white woman strangled her three children to death, and yet the lone Black male juror who refused to acquit her is now being cast as the problem. She is given context, sympathy, illness, and complexity. He is given suspicion.

She committed the violence, but he becomes the villain for refusing to excuse it.

Here’s something Black folks have long understood, in the United States a Black man does not need to commit violence to be treated violently.