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[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

OMG, @DagnulsK if you still have a tank, and sea urchins, can you please provide them with hats and send me pics? Thanks!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Some species of sea urchins use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged and if you give them actual tiny hats they will wear them

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

Female frogs and I have that in common.

[KMBC @kmbc]

Female frogs fake their own death to avoid male mating advances, study says | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/Kh35vY867i

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
John McCain lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off back to Congress.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Al Gore challenged the results in ONE STATE, and when he lost, he fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and freaked the fuck out and sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification, and he also headed up a ginormous criminal conspiracy to commit election fraud in Georgia, all so he could cling to power — because he's a big fucking baby who can't deal with being the huge fucking loser that he is. and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

I never could have imagined going to 3 Super Bowls in 4 years before Andy and Patrick. I can’t believe this is real life. #ChiefsKingdom

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@MecoleHardman4 Just my left shoe.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

My mother just casually mentioned at dinner that I met Shel Silverstein when I was 6. I do not remember this, but wish I did.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

YAAASSSSSS, Nevada!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nothing pairs better with my seasonal depression than election anxiety

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@alifefilmodic Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Trial and Error, The Last Man on Earth.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@alifefilmodic Nope!

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@Royal_Lancer They’ll always be the Oakland Raiders in my brain.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

The Las Vegas Raiders still looks/sounds weird. #ChiefsKingdom

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

Saw a billboard that said “anxiety? Paranoia? It could be meth.” And it’s like oh my God I’ve been on meth this whole time.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

If you have a uterus, or you identify as a woman, and you’re not enraged, you aren’t paying attention.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@alifefilmodic Hot

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@alifefilmodic I’ve heard about this movie.

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

@J_Rome86 Shaina!

[Hillary @Hillarydh625]

Shaun White is 35?!