Hillary Fleming

My way, baby

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

The guy who voices bob from bobs burgers is sexy to me don’t show me what he looks like ok

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

hey can u be quieter ? if I was a horse that would have really startled me

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

@BCFerries maybe one of your top execs should be located in a remote community but be made to travel for work. I bet things would change then

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

@BCFerries I just want to know if you are selling out all ferry spots except for the equivalent of 3 lanes of traffic? I am a mom trying to attend university with young children and the hardest part of my whole experience is YOUR OPERATION

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

@BCFerries today there were three lanes ahead of us. I come from Powell river and drive straight through. I could not get here any earlier than I do and still get left behind

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

@BCFerries been at Langdale ferry 2+ hours in advance every Sunday for the last month and left behind EVERY TIME something is wrong with your system and you don’t care enough about anyone to fix it

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

I love my kids but I miss thinking more than one full coherent thought per day

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I like my drinks so carbonated they rip a hole in the back of my throat. It’s very soothing.

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

Me: “A little dairy won’t hurt”

My stomach:

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

if you’re inviting me you’re also inviting my water bottle

[Hillary Fleming @hillfleming]

@nix__bitch I remember the Gwyneth Paltrow glee times!! She truly looks so good in a mini skirt. Aspirational

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Any energy spent explaining to younger Americans that anti-choice movement is *YOUNG* & explicitly racist is energy well spent. Fuck to SCOTUS & misogynists everywhere.

[Sudi Green @Sudi_Green]

BRING THAT LITTLE SWEATER TO DINNER LADIES!!! IF YOU DONT NEED IT, TIE IT AROUND YOUR PURSE!!! BUT PLEASE GOD IM BEGGING YOU BRING THE LITTLE SWEATER!!!!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

thank you!
April fools: no thank you

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

if i don’t have some little treats today i’m going to lose my fucking mind

[My Body Is Me Publishing @MyBodyIsMeBooks]

KS3 English Curriculum- 77% of schools teach one or zero texts by women 📚💔

Sex bias in our schools teaches all children that being a girl is ‘less than’…..

#sexmatters #femaleerasure #schoollibrary #kidslit #sexnotgender #MyBodyIsMe
@tes @FiLiA_charity @jk_rowling

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

I could’ve gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

- me, opening twitter