Laura Ward

Sock knitter and cat wrangler.
WSU Cougs, Mariners, and Seahawks.
#BidenHarris #BuildBackBetter #ImWithHer #TurbulentDefender #CVE23

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This is a dangerous geopolitical gamble for Trump.

Iran has seen that he wants a deal so badly that he’s unwilling to defend the gulf states.

The next logical step was to see if he was also unwilling to defend Israel.

Now he’s clearly negotiating from a place of desperation.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Marco Rubio: “I have never seen Trump fall asleep.”

White House: “He’s blinking.”

Fox News: “He’s resting his eyes.”

Normal People: “THAT’S CALLED SLEEPING, YOU FUCKING PARASITES OF THE PRESIDENTIAL COLON SOCIETY.”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

“I don’t trust the final result unless it’s exactly what I want” is the perfect representation of what the Republican Party has become

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

fucking brilliant 🔥

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Which is why you have no business running for mayor of LA in the first place.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t ask for much. I just want the crowd at the NBA Finals to chant “FUCK TRUMP.”

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.

The picture on the right is AI generated.

That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I hope y'all are finding some joy this weekend. Some laughter sprinkled in too. Be kind to yourselves and whatnot. I love you.

[Russell Hartness @RussellHartness]

Best part if this Saturday morning
Get up
Make coffee
Watch @Mariners
Now, dont ruin the rest of the day 😆

[Sissy SpaceX ⚫️⚪️ @thesissyspacex]

Hunter Biden doing Gods work 👏🏼

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

We found the voter fraud.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Very important to point out that he did not achieve this by increasing policing. Right wingers have no answer to this

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump is not well.

And there are undoubtedly many, many people in his inner circle who know this to be true.

HE knows he’s not well.

But they’re all covering it up, lying about it and pretending he’s fine, when they know damn well he’s not.

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Somebody finally put his sharpie to good use
🤔😉😁😄😅😂

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Californian here. You stupid MAGA dipshits. Blue represents POPULATION DENSITY.

The red represents VIRTUAL NOTHINGNESS.

Hope this helps you dumb fucks out.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history.

Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I can't stand the hypocrisy.