Dan

Faces in my pfp may be older and bearier than they appear. Awkward asf. Formerly let's playing into the void.

[Dan @hippocrisis]

I really need to change my Twitter avatar but also who can be arsed, amirite?

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@readyplayeralex Happy birthday 🎉

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@iTsnotCaSe @kishinates I thought it was rainy castform but knew it couldn't be because of the shapes. Similarly I saw koala and immediately thought of totodile carrying a box 😅

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Yo Spyro! Do a sweet kickflip or I'll continue to hold the eggs of your kin for ransom

[Yisuno ⚝ | SKARM BELIEVER @TheYisusOne]

Tried giving Serperior a pose closer to the one it had in its Gen 5 Pokemon sprite

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

suuuuper divalicious of my 13 yr old self let’s be honest

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@SPL0TCHMIY0MA @no1gladionfan Oh no

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@Springmorb This actually looks great, they should listen to you

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@RealRetroNC Back when b/w was new I kept thinking haxorus was bug/dragon for some reason

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@Ultrawing_Vit @RealRetroNC It also flew over the heads of whoever added them to scarlet and violet where they live only in the sea to my knowledge. It annoyed me as I thought they lived in caves originally but wasn't sure I remembered correctly

[Dan @hippocrisis]

I know I'm old as fuck because one of my core primary references is still David After Dentist

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Having to retrain myself not to causally swear while surrounded by families after having said “it’s those little bastards” (affectionately) on the Yoshi ride yesterday

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@bigmanpezza My parents say things like this to me all the time, but when I dared take them up on it they were NOT pleased. You got a real one there.

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Thicc crocodile passing on your timeline🐊

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

“Where’s your fucking Poppy?!”

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@14YoureOver I'm far too pedantic to have enjoyed it. There were too many things in there that I felt were inconsistent or illogical - some of which I'm told is "the beauty of it" because irl conspiracy grifters also don't make sense, but my poor brain gets stuck on these things. 🫠

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@Delphron Omg these are adorable. Those pigs! 💘

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@chesterzoo I saw them yesterday they were so cute playing together

[Dan @hippocrisis]

@Autistic_Lauren Chewing is the big one for me, not necessarily crunching unless it's really slow "trying not to make a noise" crunching. Most asmr things irritate me as well. I cannot stand scraping the knife on food to show how crispy it is for example.