heather keeling

#BlackLivesMatter, Science is Real, Women are People and other very true things. She/Her

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little to no real oversight.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

The federal government is gunning people down in the streets, lying about what happened and then preventing any independent investigation of the killings

[heather keeling @hlkeeling]

I think it's fitting for the country to be born and die on the same day

[heather keeling @hlkeeling]

If we find out that Tim Walz is actually a bad person, it will break me #DNC2024

[Matt Welch @MattWelch]

Would vote this DJ for president.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

The framers of our Constitution knew that our republic would endure only if our presidents have the character and honor to put duty ahead of self interest. President Biden deserves our gratitude for his decades of service to our nation and for his courageous decision today.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Candidates Placed In Different Color Ties So Corpses Can Be More Easily Identified

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

This is powerful. This is courage. This is heartbreaking.

Democratic senator @EvaBurchAZ announced on a floor speech that she needs an abortion. She shared her story and gave remarks about how cruel Arizona’s laws are to women.

CNN aired a short clip last night, but it’s important for folks to hear all of her remarks. Please take the time & consider sharing.

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

Incredible millennial prom energy

[NFL @NFL]

Icon. @TaylorSwift13

#SBLVIII

[Shanelle Genai✨ @shanellegenai]

January: "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is unlike you."

February: "Some of y'all don't even belong in the category."

2024 is coming in HOT😅

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys:

[Erin @swiftbunnies]

I’m sad that the Eagles are out of the playoffs, but I’m glad that Jason Kelce’s schedule has freed up for whatever this is.

[Conor @FirstNameConor]

Rihanna's Halftime #TLOU

🤝

Only bangers

[heather keeling @hlkeeling]

@ElleMcPoopson Nic Cage would definitely steal that car.

[heather keeling @hlkeeling]

@JasonKander Kevin Bacon + Reba? Sold