Ntondo

Informationist. Laughing machine. Grace addict. All things are possible. ♥️🇿🇦

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@shenetworks “Tell her it’s not a suggestion. Then do as you please”

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@HeraldNMB Cut the cameras! Deadass! 🤣

[Khonglet @Tintswalo1994]

You see as a man…

Know you have failed the moment you have children addressing you about your behaviour.

You have failed to lead your family with honour, uze ubonwa yizingane.

You’ve exposed children to your mess and they now can no longer keep silent.

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@sboshmafu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥ @lulu_luwela]

The university of Fort Hare and the institution formerly known as UNITRA (WSU) are the two institutions that gave birth to the “Xhosa middle class”. Those institutions are the reasons we went to private and middle class schools.

I wish we’d be more proud.

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@Sipho_Says 🤣🤣🤣🤣 not “our backs are against the wall” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🇿🇦🇿🇦💋💋 @EliahHunt]

Nobody can outracist white South Africans hey💀

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@ThembiMrototo Being Xhosa is a personality trait! Sozuve! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

[Pronounced (Check) @CheickMarcellus]

My pops was obsessed with Whoopi. That was the first woman I ever saw him call beautiful or stop everything to watch on screen. I think that kind of molded my views on beauty and black women as a young boy. It wasn’t intentional but it was so important.

[Princess @themultiplemom]

New neighbor came over and introduced himself with a bottle of wine.

I told him we’ll have to have a glass with my husband.

He gone say “I thought that was your brother and y’all had a daycare”.

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@MagicJohnson 🥹

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@Anele If I’m standing in the way of whatever they want I’ll hand it to them. But if I need do something out of the way I’ll say “where are the shop assistants when you need one, if I see one I’ll let them know you need a basket” as I walk off…

[Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥ @lulu_luwela]

Deeply regretting not having a child at 16 right now because I want a sandwich and Coffee from Vida and my 18 year old child should be driving to shell to get me one. and he’d still be back in time to drive himself to school.

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@sboshmafu Ayihlekisi but iyahlekisa! 😩🤣

[Kellee Terrell @kelleent]

Listen ladies.

[Former Kleva Black🇿🇦 🇿🇦#FreeCongo#FreeSudan @SneKhumaloSA]

I've been paying @StandardBankZA funeral cover for my family for years.. And when my gogo passed on Sat, finances were my last worry as I knew my gran is covered extensively.

Went to submit my claim on Tuesday and had every paperwork needed. Today I call them and they tell me..

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@beyoncegarden 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ntondo @hlombe_c]

@lulu_luwela 🤣🤣🤣 I was looking at this the other day and wondered how was it decided which pizza went with which sduko