Heather Storms

drink slinger, arts infused, night owl. hoot.

[Indy Hospitality Coalition @HospitalityIndy]

Truth hurts. https://t.co/25xWytmHcW

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

Why bother continuing to make Kool-Aid at all if you’re not going to make the green kind? #millennialskilleverything

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

Also me: this tweet isn’t that good
Husband: Just tweet it!
Me: I’m not Donald Trump. There are rules.

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

Me: *thinking about existential doom*

Me to my husband: I’ve never seen an episode of Spongebob but I’ve seen enough Spongebob memes to know that this is what the show is about.

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

After not tweeting in years, I just came to make you all aware that between Walking on the Sun and All Star, Smash Mouth has been talking about climate change since 1997 and they don’t get enough credit for that.

[Kevin Giza @kevin_giza]

I don't tweet much because I think my thoughts are irrelevant #DontNevaTap

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

It's so hard to know if we should be taking Trump's tweets seriously when we don't know if they're coming from a locker room or not.

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@adamlevine Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have @brendanjfletch do Jeff Buckley's Lover You Should've Come Over? @NBCTheVoice #storytellers

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

Help me get to the finals of the #BWSshow by retweeting & liking these posts! Then stop in and I'll make you one!

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

Help me get to the finals of the #BWSshow by retweeting & liking these posts! Then stop in and I'll make you one!

[Cool Breeze 🖤🥑 @Maine_Char]

Serena almost took her head off 😂😂😂

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@midnight Jurassic Parker Posey #AddAWomanImproveAMovie

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@midnight Vanilla Ione Skye #AddAWomanImproveAMovie

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@midnight The Great GatsBea Arthur #AddAWomanImproveAMovie

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@midnight Vivica Fox and the Hound #AddAWomanImproveAMovie

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@Sugjoshtions

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

I'm assuming I'm way late on this, but what's the deal with the underside of PBR bottle caps?

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

"Uve been hacked! Lolololololol" -Dr. Oz

[HIMYM Forever @himymprod]

T-minus 3 hours til cameras roll on final day of #himym prod. For a show with a yellow umbrella at its heart, L.A. rain feels appropriate.

[Heather Storms @hlstorms]

@jlisak I'm good! We got a dusting of snow/ice here and the city has been shut down for a day and a half! Haha. How are things with you?!