Hannah 🦆

not funny but I try to be

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

@theresuh219

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

@t_paranorm_chic @ForrestGalante

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

Target Field playing “Big Girls Don’t Cry” as Houston’s manager complains about a call is lovely

[Kevin DeAnna @VDAREJamesK]

WHY

Why are we paying for trains in fucking Peru!

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Mandatory gun confiscation is a great idea — if Congress doesn’t act within the first hundred days of my administration, i will take executive action.

一 Kamala Harris

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rogan is right

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mariah Carey officially rings in the holiday season in new video.

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

My feed is full of horrific stories of Americans who died and drowned in North Carolina and I turn on NPR and it’s a long special on the suffering in Sudan and how the Sudanese need us to send more aid

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We are making a system update to allow all Starlinks in the affected areas to work, regardless of payment.

Software update hopefully completed tonight. Tomorrow at the latest.

[Twins Central @TwinsCentral1]

A recap of the #MNTwins 2024

- Cut $30 million after winning a division and playoff series
- Made their product inaccessible on TV after saying it was a priority
- 0 significant deadline moves
- Collapsed in September again and miss the playoffs

An assterclass of a season.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Somehow I thought she'd live forever.
RIP Dame Maggie Smith.

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

Spheres of Terror, great band name

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I landed in Los Angeles 23 minutes ago and I'm already disgusted by this hell hole.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, can you feel it

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

Mostly correct. He’s sick, not disabled

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

british people calling sprite and 7-up “lemonade” and referring to what americans call lemonade as “cloudy lemonade” is underdiscussed as a reason to hate the english

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

Dear US Tax payers

Just to let you know, that while you struggle to pay your rent, educate your kids and save something for a "rainy day"

The Pentagon "accidentally" paid Dictator Zelensky an Extra $6.2 billion of your money

"An accounting error"

[Hannah 🦆 @hmogck]

@nocontextmemes Maybe you’re just wearing the wrong brand of jeans