Hoarse Caulk

6'4 128 IQ Top 1% on philosopher
#DUUUVAL #FlaPanthers #freedylannroof

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(During sex) well this is just fantastic

[bry 🍔 @fonceletigre]

i’m 5’6 and my dick is small and my friends all call me gay

[Hoarse Caulk @hoarsecaulker]

@KeithWoodsYT Disgusting subhuman, both inside and out. Same with Donalds here in Florida. Republicans are going out of their way to feed us shit sandwiches. Will be so satisfying when the blue wave hits and they all get impeached and arrested

[Hoarse Caulk @hoarsecaulker]

Idc about the other 2 I just want to fuck the burger

[tootsie @tootsiesbubble]

kiss marry kill

pizza, fries, burger

[Genocide Zumi 🆘🏴 @OtakuPride11037]

who the fuck actually cleans their dick after jerking off, as soon as i'm soft i just pull my boxers back and move on with my day

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company

[Punished Dorf: A Sperg Denied Her Homeland @punished_dorf]

Why are nearly all Downs syndrome people at least a little overweight? Do their carers feed them unhealthy diet or does the disorder itself cause the body to retain fat more readily?

[ava @awtisym]

she was a burger he was a king

[00 @brand9ns]

Recent eats

[dandori @dand0ri]

a bug just asked me for $5

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so

[j! @astrrals]

why do people stop walking & stare at you when you’re about to hit them with your car

[Crispy🍎 @NotHalfGood]

Has anyone ever joked about airplane food. Huge untapped comedic potential

[ornstein @poopswag88]

Just found out my nickname is “the creepy guy” at work

[Yeglazer1313 🥌🐛 @yeglazer1313]

How it feels to exist