Chrissy Lynn

she acts like summer & walks like rain

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

no one is answering my drunk FaceTime tonight and I’m like straight up not happy about it

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Every. Freaking. Time.

[Sass Problems @sassproblems]

things i am: kind, smart, sassy, aggressive, entrepreneurial, intellectual, quick, etc

things i am not: putting up with any bullshit

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

@madireinhardt This has literally been my motto

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Sums it up for me

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

There’s some hot ass bitches who work at twin peaks yall, I tell ya what

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Should I just keep ignoring the fact my brakes feel/sound like they’re not gonna stop one day and just turn the radio up? No. Am I going to? Absolutely

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

@AMANDAA13_07 Omg same. They’re the worst. And I can’t function 😂

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Today is a good reminder as to why I don’t drink on work nights

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Stop doing wifey shit for men who deserve ravioli in a can

[Sass Problems @sassproblems]

really thriving today and i’m gonna hold on to that feeling until something ruins it

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Are cut off belly T-shirts the new thing for guys in high school at the moment or did I miss something?

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

I almost wrecked my car today looking at a dog on the side of the road so there’s that

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

@tylemmel @ToriYelton Sorry for partying. But again, shut up Ty

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@tylemmel Shut up, Ty

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

@narcimzeek Am I right or am I right?!

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Why do guys send me snaps of them at work talking about jibberish... like I don’t know wtf that 66583 adapter cordless oil tank does #imadethatup #butyougetit

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

But I feel like that’s a good thing..

[Circle @KeegsBurner]

My dumbass is loyal before the relationship even start

[Chrissy Lynn @hodgeschrissy_]

Underestimate me. That’ll be fun