Zach Hoeken

Kitesurf Addict

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

@nickgray I'm hoping he was just like really high and that even mad scientist billionaires sometimes tweet under the influence. Would be pretty hilarious.

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

@steingart Lisbon for a family vacay and then Mauritius for a month of serious kitesurfing. Just wasn't quite ready to leave BKK yet. Also: Makoto, you had 90+ times to jump back in time. How hard is it to tell Chiaki you like him?!? Baka!!!

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

Note to self: drinking lots of red wine, watching a sad movie, and leaving behind your new home for a 2 month trip is a great recipe for crying and having an awkward moment when the flight attendant comes by with the meal.

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@nickgray Somewhere around the time you just stop looking at restaurant bills

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@jstn I think they're offering you a free vacation tho. Don't pass that up!

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@nickgray In Thailand, all toilets have a spray gun hose next to them, does that count?

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@RonenV Are you A/B testing your tweets? I got both of them. ;)

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@nickgray @jwegener Just remember that if u get caught in a riptide, don't fight it... Swim parallel to the shore until you're out of it. That and if you get held under by a big wave that it will let you up eventually. Don't panic!

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@KyleSamani I have the previous version in Austin that I never got to show you. This new one blows it out of the water though.

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The Looking Glass, a first of its kind holographic display, is available now! For the next 24 hours, get one for 33% off! https://t.co/5VFQPqsRau

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

@dpentecost See also: Berenstain bears

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@MakerBlock Keep going! It gets better.

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@danielgross Or maybe just build more houses...

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@macegr @GreatDismal the world cup, but for eager dystopian voyeurists.

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@RobotMakerGirl Just live your life and ignore the haters. 🙌

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Banter is good, but I hate when an author overdoes it and every character interaction is either drama, pointless argument, or a character being a whiny little bitch. /rant

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@1lenore Is your cat half-elf or something?

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@nickgray I know it's unlikely, but if you ever get bored come with me on a kitesurfing adventure. I've got a villa in Mauritius for a month in Aug/Sep...

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

@freaklabs Okay, all those anime with centipede demons make sense now.

[Zach Hoeken @hoeken]

Lo mejor del Trap en Español. 😍 https://t.co/mlmqFJHjHF